: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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