just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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