I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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