Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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