he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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