i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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