worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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