ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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