so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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