I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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