i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Help. Why am I so naked?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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