if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Oh god it's open bar.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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