Define "chronic" masturbator.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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