margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Plan B is the new Plan A
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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