actually, I'm a sock model
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I am spending my child support on dildos
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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