we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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