The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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