i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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