walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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