:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
