Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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