someone get that fucking seahorse.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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