at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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