kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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