Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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