the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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