I love black thongs
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
My vagina is officially offended.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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