talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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