YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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