So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
handjob tips. give me some.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
