You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
im on a boat
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