The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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