Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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