well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
