Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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