I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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