You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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