His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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