it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
