One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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