Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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