It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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