I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
me + whiskey = a bad person
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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