did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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