I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My pussy is not your playground.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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