There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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