I only kidnapped one of them. chill
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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