I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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