physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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