White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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