just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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