her vagine was all disorganized.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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