I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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