i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I don't deserve a penis
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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