This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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